Monday, April 30, 2012

Marriage Humor...



                  Good Monday Morning Ladies...
It's the last day of April...i cannot believe it!
I thought we would end the month off with some humor.
Usually i hate those chain mails friends send my way 
BUT i loved the ones i received recently about marriage.
Marriage is just funny sometimes!  
They were soo funny so i thought i would share them with you!  

Wife:         'What are you doing?'
Husband:     Nothing.Wife:         'Nothing...?  You've been reading our marriage   certificate  for an hour.'
Husband: 
  'I was looking for an expiration date.'
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Wife :         'Do you want dinner?'
Husband: 
    'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife:        'Yes or no.'
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Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife:   'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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Stress Reliever Girl:    'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 
    'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 
    'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'--------------------------------------------------- Son:      'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
Mom: 
  'Well, you have done the right thing.'
Son: 
    'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' 
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A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married  
me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'   
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you,
NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
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A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:   'I like your sense of humour!' 

Husbands are husbands 
A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him on the 
 head  with a frying pan.
'What was that for?' the man asked.
The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'.
The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'.
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied:  'Your Horse phoned'

Sunday, April 29, 2012

LongLazySunday: Week 14



Happy Sunday Friends...hope you are making it a great one.
Yesterday was dark and rainy and the sun is out today....thank goodness!
This morning i wasn't able to attend Church because i have this shooting pain in my bonbons...
it's not my sciatic nerve i don't think because 
it's not spreading down my back or leg or any of those symptoms...
i am thinking it's from the long drive i did to Richmond during the week.  
Note to Pregnant Ladies out there:
don't drive almost five hours in your condition...not the best idea I've ever had!

We are not at Church but we are in the process of moving...
whenever i see these bins...i know i am moving...


While we are packing...I am watching a tennis match...


Most of our books, Cd's and movies are all packed...
Can't wait to settle in one place forever so i can unpack all my stuff!


And after all is done...i hope to really have a LongLazySunday and have one of these babies...
i have become addicted to Jamaican Ginger Beer (it's nonalcoholic)! 
Especially when it's chilled...so good!


How are you enjoying your LongLazySunday??
Grab the button and link up your Sunday happenings...


Friday, April 27, 2012

Scenes from An Anniversary...

It's Friday 
and i know i am NOT the only one excited!
Hope you enjoy your Friday and Weekend.

What are you doing this weekend?

This weekend I am relaxing and hopefully starting to pack for our pending move.
In the meantime...i wanted to post some scenes from our Anniversary!!
It was a great day!
Thanks again friends for making my anniversary 
and intro to Baby Pancakes so awesome!
He has been moving a lot this week..possibly feeling all the positive energy from blogland!





We went back to our reception location for dinner!





I clearly didn't thaw our wedding cake properly
but it still tasted good!

Do Something Great this weekend!!!