Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Secret Newlywed Behaviors: 365 Days of err..Fun!

Ladies, we are all adults in the room right?
If you are not of age, PLEASE don't read further!

So recently i came across a book at Borders...
remember the crazy-going-out-business-sale, 
well i made some great purchases...
and one of them was for Mr. Pancakes
on a whim...as a joke...but we all know how our jokes can end up...
lost in translation sometimes!

Nerve.com came up with a book entitled:
Position of the Day Playbook.
Yes you read it right and the subtitle explains it further:
Sex Every Day in Every Way!

If you could see me blush..i would be blushing right now.

As if i really needed to buy him a book to support what we enjoy doing naturally.
But it's important to spice it up sometimes in marriage...
no matter how new or matured. a marriage is.

Mr. Pancakes of course LOVED it.
 Although he spent the first few days reading out LOUD the names of the positions
 and LOLing from the creativity of the writers.
The book is a whoot!

Here are some of the titles:
1/30-The Monkey See Monkey Do
2/17-The unbearable lightness of being
5/17-She's the King of the World
7/4-The Fourth of July Hotdog
10/11-The No Pain No Gain

You get the drift of the book...

There are 365 days of interesting moves...
some names/positions are just totally inappropriate
and some you need to be too limber for my liking.

But the funniest & most intriguing aspect of the book is that it gives you the following:
365 Days of err...fun positions.
 Calories burned for both parties.
 The equipments required.
The Benefits of the position.
The Hazards.
And of course a Rating System.

For example:
Date: 10/17
Name: The Trust Fall
Calories: Him: 117.6  Her: 84
Equipment: Rocking  chair, optional, insurance
Benefit: New Sense of  Trust in Relationship
Hazards: Back/neck pain
Rating Scale: Whoa (as in crazy)!

You have to be adventurous to try MOST of the positions in the book.

To be honest, we have been having too much fun laughing
at the names of some of the positions to actually try them.
But i am thankful there are such books out there to help people spice up their marriages.  

After the laughter, we hope to enjoy 365 days of fun!
Check out the book here if you are interested:  podo

But really....
have you ever purchased a book
or a little something to spice up the loving in the bedroom?

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27 comments:

Optimistic Mom said...

Girl, yes you gotta get your motivation from wherever you can get it. And when you are in a loving committed marriage, don't even worry about what people think when you pick up those books, magazines, toys, etc. A few years ago, I would have been embarrassed....but not now. I am 33 been married for 9 years and plan on being with the same man for the rest of our lives.....so I know I am going to need some creativity to keep it hot. And recently read about a sex bucket list in Cosmo, and we are each working on our list. I encourage you to do it too! ;) (I may blog about it soon, but I won't be sharing what is on the list). lol

Teresa said...

hahaha this is a hilarious post!!! that book sounds great.. not sure if i wanted to tell you this, but my imaginations got far away hahaha thanks for sharing dear!

xx
teresa
www.trend-ish.com

Elizabeth and Kyle @ Love Is the Adventure said...

Lol. I've actually seen that book! Yes, a few years ago, I bought a similar book. The Cosmo Kama Sutra. Yeah. It has weirdo titles in it, too, and Kyle and I like to read it out loud in funny accents.

Honestly, we've tried a couple things and I agree. I think just making the EFFORT to try new things and be open in that way is really healthy. If nothing else, it has made for some entertaining reading!

LOVE this post.

Heather said...

My friend bought me a book like this for my bachelorette party, but it honestly just feels too silly for us. Power to those who want to give it a shot, though!

Krysten @ Why Girls Are Weird said...

I used to work at Borders and I remember when I couple bought a Sex for Dummies book. Totally made me giggle but it could be interesting maybe? Lol who knows.

YUMMommy said...

LOL. I like how insurance is a requirement in case you get injured. I think it's great to spice things. Marriage needs to be kept interesting.

YUMMommy said...

LOL. I like how insurance is a requirement in case you get injured. I think it's great to spice things. Marriage needs to be kept interesting.

Oneika said...

This is too funny!! I never have but why not?

Lauren said...

I love this post...I received a similar book (but without calories burned & ratings) for my bachelorette party! It definitely served as some entertainment for quite some time! ha!

Mr. Taylor and his Lady said...

ha, i want that pillow! hilarious and just so perfect!
xo TJ

Nylse said...

We were ahhhh..talking the other day and the bottom line is: I NEED to purchase a book!!!! :)
variety is the spice of life.

ASingleMothersJourney said...

I have a similar book. Marriage is a lifetime commitment so it's always good to try new things to keep from being bored with a routine. I'm all for spicing things up and I have a number of different things to do so but it might be a little too much to discuss on here lol.

Mimi said...

I may have to get this one! We have a game that has dice one has body parts on it the other has actions *blushes* on it! I love it.

You are right, you have to keep it hot and spicy. It is so necessary.

toi said...

Too funny, I don't remember where I put the one hubby's friends gave us for our wedding 6 years ago. Some are crazy positions, LOL!

alongdistancelovestory.com said...

I say take any and all advice (included book form) when it comes to the bedroom!
There's going to come a time you're going to NEED it... kids, long days, you're tired - spicing it up will be perfecto!!
Love it... and this post made me laugh!!

Aleisha McD said...

Hee hee! Too funny! I giggled through this whole post! Thanks for making me laugh and blush today. Now I can't wait for my hubby to get home from work!! HA!

Cam | Bibs and Baubles said...

My husband and I have ahem, checked out that book too. ;)

Sunshine Blossoms said...

LOL!! My hub and I totally have that book. I'm glad it's not just me--many (if not most) of those positions are so crazy and I have a hard time believing some are even possible! Hilarious. I'm glad you're not afraid to share things like this! :)

THE ALTERNATIVE WIFE said...

Haha well I have read the Kama Sutra! This one sounds intriguing... :)

Ashley Slater said...

haha this is hilarious! I got some edible chocolate and massage oil for my bachelorette party and my hubs and i tried it, but it ended up tasting so gross we had to go take a shower and wash it all off because it was nastyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!! hahah

xo,
ashley

Deidre said...

I haven't yet, but I think would - I mean the laughs alone are totally worth while :)

Mrs. Pancakes said...

ladies..this was a little hard to write and Mr. Pancakes would cringe but i felt i wanted to share what i found! which is hilarious but it's definitely important to keep it spicy!

Bravoe Runway said...

Well I am glad you found this book humorous, this would definitely make a great bachelorette party gift.

Dana said...

I have toy parties all the time to help spice up our nights. The names of some the positions are funny. I think I would be laughing so hard I would not be able to try them.

Emily w/Amazing Grapes said...

bahahaha!! I love that. I remember when I was a kid, my siblings and I found a 'marriage' book with cartoons. It was nothing like what you're describing but showed to cartoons together.

I have gone through a book like that at borders and they're a crack up. How do they think of all those!?! And the names, my gosh. haha

Emily w/Amazing Grapes

Marina said...

I really wonder what Money see Monkey do is about :D

Faith said...

hahaha, i just love that ... not for all the crazy sex stuff but just how fun it would be to actually read them together! i am sure there are some stuff in that book that could be done too but i have a feeling that it would be too fun to have a book like that in our household. hmm, makes me want to head on over to a book store and see what i can leave with! ;)