Monday, April 30, 2012

Marriage Humor...

15 Go Team Pancakes!

                  Good Monday Morning Ladies...
It's the last day of April...i cannot believe it!
I thought we would end the month off with some humor.
Usually i hate those chain mails friends send my way 
BUT i loved the ones i received recently about marriage.
Marriage is just funny sometimes!  
They were soo funny so i thought i would share them with you!  

Wife:         'What are you doing?'
Husband:     Nothing.Wife:         'Nothing...?  You've been reading our marriage   certificate  for an hour.'
  'I was looking for an expiration date.'
Wife :         'Do you want dinner?'
    'Sure! What are my choices?'
Wife:        'Yes or no.'
Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet.. Why?'
Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
Wife:   'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
Stress Reliever Girl:    'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
    'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
    'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'--------------------------------------------------- Son:      'Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
  'Well, you have done the right thing.'
    'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.' 
A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married  
me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'   
'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you,
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
He looked at her from head to toe and replied:   'I like your sense of humour!' 

Husbands are husbands 
A man was sitting reading his papers when his wife hit him on the 
 head  with a frying pan.
'What was that for?' the man asked.
The wife replied 'That was for the piece of paper with the name Jenny on it that I found in your pants pocket'.
The man then said 'When I was at the races last week Jenny was the name of the horse I bet on'.
The wife apologized and went on with the housework.
Three days later the man is watching TV when his wife bashes him on the head with an even bigger frying pan, knocking him unconscious. Upon re-gaining consciousness the man asked why she had hit again. Wife replied:  'Your Horse phoned'

Sunday, April 29, 2012

LongLazySunday: Week 14

8 Go Team Pancakes!

Happy Sunday Friends...hope you are making it a great one.
Yesterday was dark and rainy and the sun is out today....thank goodness!
This morning i wasn't able to attend Church because i have this shooting pain in my bonbons...
it's not my sciatic nerve i don't think because 
it's not spreading down my back or leg or any of those symptoms...
i am thinking it's from the long drive i did to Richmond during the week.  
Note to Pregnant Ladies out there:
don't drive almost five hours in your condition...not the best idea I've ever had!

We are not at Church but we are in the process of moving...
whenever i see these bins...i know i am moving...

While we are packing...I am watching a tennis match...

Most of our books, Cd's and movies are all packed...
Can't wait to settle in one place forever so i can unpack all my stuff!

And after all is done...i hope to really have a LongLazySunday and have one of these babies...
i have become addicted to Jamaican Ginger Beer (it's nonalcoholic)! 
Especially when it's good!

How are you enjoying your LongLazySunday??
Grab the button and link up your Sunday happenings...

Friday, April 27, 2012

Scenes from An Anniversary...

16 Go Team Pancakes!
It's Friday 
and i know i am NOT the only one excited!
Hope you enjoy your Friday and Weekend.

What are you doing this weekend?

This weekend I am relaxing and hopefully starting to pack for our pending move.
In the meantime...i wanted to post some scenes from our Anniversary!!
It was a great day!
Thanks again friends for making my anniversary 
and intro to Baby Pancakes so awesome!
He has been moving a lot this week..possibly feeling all the positive energy from blogland!

We went back to our reception location for dinner!

I clearly didn't thaw our wedding cake properly
but it still tasted good!

Do Something Great this weekend!!! 

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Introducing...Baby Pancakes

49 Go Team Pancakes!

Happy almost Thursday and a half more days 'til Friday and i am just excited!
I have NOTHING going on this weekend but relaxation....yaaaah!!

I wanted to share some details about Baby Pancakes!  
I am not sure how often i will discuss my pregnancy on a weekly/monthly basis, 
although i LOVE reading other mommy-to-be's updates but honestly it's just not me.  
Plus i am not sure if i can keep up with the picutres and dates and all that comes with it! 
 Too much pressure!!!
Therefore i will probably blog more about some of the issues and topics 
that has come up as a result of being pregnant, being a new Mom and a Mrs! 
 I will of course share important details as my pregnancy progresses.

The reason i waited to share our baby news during our one anniversary was
 because Baby Pancakes is such a celebration of love in our lives...
i had to share the news on one of the biggest days of our lives!  

I do want to share some details on Baby Pancakes.

The doctors said NOT to get pregnant within the first year after 
my Thyroid Surgery so that my thyroid levels could get back to normal 
but i guess GOD had other plans!

How Many Pregnacy Tests: 3 home tests and blood work

Reaction to Pregnancy: Shock and Amazingly Elated although the whole idea of pregnancy scared me and i am definitely a paranoid person...i have been doing well being positive and remembering that God is in contol over this precious baby growing inside of me!

How Far Along: 22 weeks and 4 days!

Total Weight Gain: Between fifteen and eighteen (it's all me and NOT Baby Pancakes!)

Size of Baby Pancakes: According to Baby Pancakes is the length of spaghetti squash --how awesome is that..he is almost one pound--WOOHOO!!!

Belly Button In or Out: In...but it looks like it wants to come out and play!

Stretch Marks: Not yet but i have been using cocoa butter before 
i found out i was having a baby and since so maybe that's helping!

Maternity Clothes: I've been trying to to fit into my own clothes 
but i've purchased a few maternity tops.

Gender: It’s a boyl!!! The first boy in Mr. Pancakes' family 
in almost twenty-years so we are pretty excited.

Names: Baby Pancakes of course/we have a few names in mind.

Movement: Team Pancakes has been moving up a storm...
he likes music and was moving to Adele today.
 He hiccuped last week and i thought he was was scary!!

Funny Story: Baby Pancakes was apparently eating during the last was too cute!

Sleep: I have been sleeping alright for a pregnant woman--
getting up three or twice during the night to use the bathroom...
that's the most disturbing part of my sleep
 but i am assuming that's getting me ready for waking up because of the baby.

What I miss: Working out to my full capacity. 
 I did run my half-marathon when i was like 14 weeks---
i ran and walked and it took me 3hours, 52 minutes...
one of the most challenging and best times of my life!

What I'm looking forward to: being 6 months pregnant and moving next week!

Cravings: I won't eat it unless i have a taste for it...
so my cravings varies day to day.  Today was popcorn!!

Symptoms: Overall i've been feeling really well.  
No morning's been a smooth pregnancy.

Best Moment this week:  Of course our one year anniversary 
and sharing Team Pancakes with you, my blog friends!  
Baby Pancakes moving when he hears music!