Thursday, September 22, 2011

Dear D.C Pedestrians & 150 days...

Disclaimer: If you are a D.C Pedestrian, this letter is not to offend but to caution & educate sarcastically! 

Dear D.C Pedestrians,

You suck! 
You really...really do suck!
When the lights are green, that means cars are to GO!
You, D.C Pedestrians, are to STOP! 
When the little man flashes GREEN, you D.C pedestrians are to GO!
Me in my car is to STOP!
You D.C Pedestrians need to stop jay-walking WHEN CARS have the RIGHT OF WAY!
If you are going to jay-walk, at least WAIT until there are NO CARS coming at YOU!
Because you know what D.C Pedestrians....
I almost HIT YOU (two of you)today...TWICE...(in a row)!
And guess wasn't my fault...
because i had the
GO for cars
GO for people
There is a difference!
Cars and people cannot/should not all GO at once...ever!

Please D.C Pedestrians, get it together!

Sarcastically but with Sincerity, 
Mrs. Pancakes!

Dear Mr. Pancakes,

Today we celebrate 150 days of love, laugh and life!
Everyday i am thankful i get to wake up next to you.
And every night i get to cuddle with you.
You truly are the best part of my day.
And everyday i can't wait to come home just to see you 
(after i curse at D.C Pedestrians).
Everyday with you feels like a kid that gets to open up their Christmas gifts early...overjoyed, excited, elated!
Happy anniversary...
Today i celebrate you, me, us & our union!
I celebrate our past, present and future.
Here's to many many more days,
I love you to infinity and beyond,
I love you to the moon and back!
I love you always and forever...
you get the hint!

Mrs. Pancakes!

Source: Team Pancakes


Aleisha McD said...

Hee hee! You are a hoot! (And I absolutely agree with you.) Next time, you might want to consider giving those naughty peds a little nudge with our bumper!! HA HA!

Ashley {hudson's happenings} said...

UhOH! Watch out Pedestrians!

I hate when people jaywalk!! So dangerous!!!!

ASingleMothersJourney said...

Awww!!! Keep celebrating love! Such a beautiful thing!

meme-and-he said...

haha those poor dc pedestrians! You sure put them in their place!

Brown English Muffin said...

Happy Anniversary!!! And I think pedestrians anywhere SUCK!!!

Heather said...

Happy 150 days, and I hear you about the pedestrians!

Rod and Alex - aka: "Rolex" said...

Hahahahaha! You've got me cracking up uncontrollably! My co-workers probably think I've gone batty. I can just imagine them thinking, "she's always laughing her office". Haha!

Happy 150 days of love to you and Mr. Pancakes! :)

Have a wonderful weekend!

Teresha@Marlie and Me said...

Jaywalkers are the worst especially when they think they have the right of way. I used to live near a university and the students would cross whenever they felt like it. Then a popular basketball player was hit by a car and died. The university started putting police on the streets to direct foot traffic. What a shame.
Congrats on 150 days!

Cam - Bibs and Baubles said...

hilarious! Jay walkers are out of control here too. Oh the stories I could tell... Happy 150 days! Love is a beautiful thing!


Hahah they better listen!

And you guys are just too cute. Happy 150 days! :) xoxo

Angela of "Grahangela" said...

I hear you on the crazy pedestrians! I drive through side streets to get to work and, now that school is in session, I have crazy kids jay walking all over the place!

Love what you wrote for your man. Very sweet! :)

~ Angela

Krysten @ Why Girls Are Weird said...

The pedestrians letter totally makes me think of the students from the university across the street from me. I'm going to end up running them over one of these days...

toi said...

I think DC should print your letter and give it to all pedestrians :)!

Happy 150 days, very sweet letter for Mr Pancakes, you, now and the future!!!

Faith said...

pedestrians are horrible everywhere ... like they haven o sense whatsoever!!!

and happy 150 days, so exciting! :)